New Teams
More teams have singed NSBL contracts. There additions should spark a new uprising of fans. Each team has earned sponsership rights as new sponser arise you will be informed.

ISLAMIC TOWEL-HEADS
FLORIDA VEGETABLES
THE ABORTED FETUSES
THE INDONESIAN TSUNAMIS
THE CANDIAN HEAD FLAPPERS
THE ENGLAND BUTT-BUDDIES

And the Florida Seedless Oranges have move to Miami.

New Teams..
Today, March 18th, 2005, new teams have signed onto the roster for the Nation Shuffleboard League's 2005 season ..

- The Louisiana 'N' Words
- The Japanese Surprise Attacks
- The Phoneix Damn It's Hot Out Here's
- The Polish Lancers
- The Seattle Suicides

New rules will be added and instated tonight, as well as more teams and players, if they decide to sign on. Try outs are Sunday for most teams, accept the Hebrew Dustpiles, sadly they've all been incinerated.

~RIP The Hebrew DustPiles~

- James Harris, Vice President of The NSBL

To Those Offended..
To those offended by the NSBL's choice of team names and rules, we say, shove it up your ass. If you have hate mail, contact us at undyingoath110@netscape.com if you'd like to send hate or appreciation mail, either way, we're not replying.

Pictures..
Pictures are now being posted on this link.

The National Shuffle Board League's Pictures

Go there to view pics from the past as well as present, cause on April 23rd, the real fun beings.

- James Harris, Vice President of The NSBL.

- Rules And Regulations Of The NSBL -
As of today, March 18th 2005, some of the main rules for the National Shuffle Board League have been put into effect and regulated into this years 2005 season.

- Rule #1
Steorid use IS condoned by all coaches and players.

- Rule #2
The season begins on April 23rd, 2005, and end will end on December 3rd, 2005.

- Rule #3
If for any reason 2 players are to get into a fight, the refs are instructed to spray them with a mini water bottle until the stop from getting their eyes misty and decide to wipe their arms on their sleeves.

- Rule #4
All thems shall recieve a bitch to do all their dirty work ; bribes, washing their jock straps, carrying all their stuff, taking numerous shuffle sticks to the head, anything else our players may need will be done by the bitch.

- Rule #5
There is to be 25 teams, 6 players and 1 coach to a team, along with the teams included bitch.

- Rule #6
Trading will be held on the 4th Wednesday after the 2nd Monday on the 4th year in October, every 4 seasons starting in 2009.

- Rule #7
When a team wins, they are encouraged to tease the other team, as long as wedgies, noogies, and wet willies are distributed evenly, as well as moonings, but no talking about a players mom, that's just plain hurtful ; unless she's dead or the player is Jewish, then it's okay.

- Rule #8
Each team must appoint a captain who will manage checking the players stool for blood before the start of each game.

< Some teams have signed on for this season, and they are subject to change, in the event of a new team signing on for this season or an old team dropping out before the first game, I will post a notice. >

- The African AID's Spreaders
- The Iraqi Grenade Jumpers
- The Carolina Cottonpickers
- The German Blitzkriegs
- The Russian Killer Winters
- The San Fran Fags
- The Homosexual French
- The Mexican Border Jumpers
- The Jewish Jesus Punchers
- The Florida Seedless Oranges
- The Cuban Missle Crises
- The Jamaican Minute Men
- The Arabian Plane Hijackers
- The Fasting Muslims
- The Hebrew Barmitzvah's
- The Philadelphia Sliders
- The Al - Quieda Remnants
- The Tampa Bay Flyers
- The Dallas Ball Huggers
- The Amsterdam Burnouts
- The British Bad Teeth
- The Roman Ceasar Salads
< More info on this years seasons, teams, coaches, and players will be posted soon, just as soon as we get word on them. >

The CEO of the League, Steve Nixon, has appointed the
Vice President as James Harris. Harris and Nixon became business partners in high school, where they concocted the idea for the Shuffle Board League one day in Global Studies. Not knowing it would reach such heights, they have not let their mansions made of gold and numerous, numerous women throwing themselves at them change them, although they do whipe their asses with $100 bills and then throw change at bums on the corner. Appointed as announcer for all seasons games was Jimmy Mcdangle, a member of James' homeroom his 2nd year as a freshman. Henderson brings new blood to the NSBL, but is it enough to get this season moving? We'll find out.

- James Harris, Vice President Of The NSBL.